A Little Dr. Seuss-like

All About Steve (But Mostly Alex)

Blue shirt, red shirt, green shirt, no shirt.
We like him in cargos, jeans or board shorts.
But seem to like him most with no shorts.
We like him driving boats or when he tends to goats.
We like him in all his ships but our personal ship is the best ship and the reason we like this ship.
We love admiring the FOY which brings us so much joy.
And just can’t wait for the next time they decide to turn that moose loose.
We loved the scene in the chair but would like that action anywhere.
And when he goes all BAMF, even good girls go a little nymph.
Then rushing to the internet for the next great tidbit or hoping for a phallic.
We are the United Nations of Alex.